February 2012
2 tags
all i want is mashed potatoes and bacon BUT NOT TOGETHER…i hate that shit.
hey dad sing a song about mom:
” i aint sayin she a gold digger but she aint messin with no broke niggas”
my dad:
“i know taylor swifts boyfriend”
“and i’ve drank a beer with bon jovi”
“did you guys know lindsey lohan was gay?”
when two best friends like you and you don’t want either of them….. thats an awkward moment.
id do anything to change what happened id do anything to just hold you id do anything for you to just talk to me